A different kind (9/16/09) A positive rant

Many people think rants have to be negative or complaints, but thats not the case. Rants can be positive.

You know when people say something is just a 'little bit' and then someone else chimes in 'no, its a LOTTA BIT!' I LOVE that phrase 'a lotta bit'. Its just that awesome.

Yet another rant (9/13/09) This rant is long, brace yourself

This one is for all the guys out there. Haha good luck. So. Whats up. Why is it that most guys are conceited jerks that want a girl that fits into their standard of a 'hot chick'?

Honestly, tell me right now why you all want girls who are thin, straight haired, smooth skin, shop at hollister, wear neon tank tops and short shorts and all look like clones of their friends? Same thing goes for guys who want an "emo" girl. They all look exactly the same, and are all incredibly cliche. Listen to shitty knockoff rock, and dress in expensive "emo" clothes from hot topic. Ha.

Whats makes one of those girls so much more attractive than a girl who has a freaky cat, blood, and family guy obsession, speaks her mind in class, thinks english homework is fun, and wears startling makeup?

seriously

I was so glad i was born with a brain instead of a penis.

Rant a licious. (9/11/09) BloodRedBrenna

Yes, its a surprise, but BloodRedBrenna HAS another eye. To some extent, I cannot believe it. I wore my hair up and back with a headband for the first time since second grade. None of my teachers recognized me. Its kinda funny, but its kinda not at the same time. All my friends are like, whoa. you have another eye behind the hair thats always in your face.

Not really a rant, but still. (9/10/09) Cocaine Cola

Cocaine. Used to be found in drinks. Today, used by many celebrities such as Lindsay Lohan. Cocaine used to be found in soda, Like Coca Cola. hehe. Imagine if Cocaine was still in coke today. Its kinda funny, knowing that if somebody was thirsty, and they picked up a drink, they'd be doing drugs. Hah. It just gets easier and easier =P

Today's rant 9/10/09 assuming lonlieness

Many people hate it when others assume, but certain assumptions are the worst. For example, I absolutely CANNOT stand it when somebody sees you alone, not hanging out with anyone, enjoying your solitude, and they assume you are either lonely or have no friends to talk to. Its not that I dont have friends, its that sometimes they fuckin make me SICK! With their drama and all. I mean, come on. Everyone needs a break from that sometime.

Also, when talking to a teacher, that teacher will assume you are talking to them because you have no friends YOUR age to talk to, WHICH IS NOT TRUE! Has it ever occured to them im just trying to be NICE? sheesh. people are annoying
thats why solitude is so cool

Rant for the day (9/9/09) Hair-touching

Have you ever noticed that most girls (especially preps and japs) CONSTANTLY touch their hair or do that thing where they run their hand through the top of their hair to create some sort of 'messy layered' effect. Wake up people. IT DOESNT LOOK COOL! It looks like they have a hair fetish and its kind of gross that they keep touching their hair over and over and over. Then, at the end of the day they wonder why their hair is soooo greasy....hmmm. It just bothers me that they dont use logic. IF YOU KEEP TOUCHING YOUR HAIR WITH YOUR FILTHY HANDS, ITLL GET GREASY.